January 2012
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Tried really hard to get out of going to work...
I mean, in the month of January I have had literally one day off from both my jobs.
So I was like, “WHO WANTS A SHIFT”
And the person who took it texted me this morning like, “Ahhh, they need me to supervise tonight can you take it back?”
AND I WAS LIKE< “FINE”
Then I was like, “HEY CART GUY YOU WANT THESE HOURS?”
And then this girl I work...
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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”