me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven't eaten yet? Oh...well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
bigbardafree: not being in the teen wolf fandom on teen wolf night
garrythethird: lovenotes333: dark-homer: The Olympics is like sex It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort what kind of sex have you been having? The best kind
God Bless You, Google.
marielikestodraw: cptfunk: God bless you. Where everyone is Tony Stark and Google is Jarvis.